3 Word Story IV

Recently, I decided

To run away

And play this

Game butt naked

in bright-pink bodypaint

dancing in the

town square. The

Game was janky

as usual, despite

human sacrifices to

enhance the validity

of Pie’s piety

. As everyone knows,

Pie really likes

giving birth to

peach pie, which

is quite painful

But delicious so

Pie’s pregnancy pains

Made him giggle