Recently, I decided
To run away
And play this
Game butt naked
in bright-pink bodypaint
dancing in the
town square. The
Game was janky
as usual, despite
human sacrifices to
enhance the validity
of Pie’s piety
. As everyone knows,
Pie really likes
giving birth to
peach pie, which
is quite painful
But delicious so
Pie’s pregnancy pains
Made him giggle