Since we seem to be missing one of these 
There once was
A player named
Brobdingnag of Lilliput.
He was very
slow but steady
and he had
a pet named
Flopsy, who was
A great big
and brightly colored
chameleon crawling on
rocky back of
a giant antelope
that really liked
playing crochet and
fighting butterflies. Brobdingnag
one day decided
to make pie.
The Pie was
not a cake.