Here it is, at long last.
There once was a magical skateboard, built from the horns of a fresh-baked pie. That wicked woman who baked the poison filled pie was none other than the Blue_Fairy, so she went to the store to get more poison. Then she called the wicked_queen to brew her an anti-underscore potion. However, Superfantabulous Dude escaped from hell with the power of immortality. He now shines bright in the sky brimming with power. Emboldened, he decided to take on the necromancy unicorn named Tarte. Tarte only wanted to dance on rainbows and sing, “Dilly Willy kinky” with ordos234 and audiodef. Audiodef recorded it while having a tea on rye. Then Ordos bought a huge black bovine named Phteven. This made audiodef confused and really angry with the fact that Ordos234 gave Phteven a Coke on wheat. However, Magical Skateboard wasn`t pleased with anyone here, so he wished them a hard time in the depths of Mace’s wife. But then Earl wished them into the deepest pit of donkey madness! The donkeys kicked and screamed and threw everyone out, citing “economic concerns.” The donkeys then danced on the head of a pin, quite vigorously. Then they leaped into the pit of holy cold fire of Economic Concerns. They built CFs, then attacked the TOs of Trump with bombers and warm, fuzzy hugs. Trump retaliated by being “anominniss” and tweeting the Democrats. The Democrats then married Bernie to Hilary, while Richard shut down the voter suppression and danced with donkeys. Then Luke Skywalker moonwalked the deathstar while Captain Phasma moonwalked Princess Leia. All this moonwalking made the sun very jealous and so it sunwalked all over itself. The moon watched and laughed until she cried rocks. Fearing the end, the Earth hid in the depths of its orbit until it died.
The end.