Pun your face off

Lettuce ask a question of our people.

Do we Beet everyone with a Potato?

Do we ask them Wasabi?

Do we Pepper them with love?

Do we run around like we have an Eggplant in our pants?

Or hide like it’s a Greenbean?

Today or Tomato, we will win.

We might not Carrot a ton, but we have a heart of gold.

If all else fails, and we go hungry from loss, we can search the land for disgusting Fiddleheads.

##Onion bases belong to us.

Parsnip your little Potato off.

Parsnip is no more


Tigernut on your face because we can’t stand the meat.