Pun your face off

Lettuce ask a question of our people.

Do we Beet everyone with a Potato?

Do we ask them Wasabi?

Do we Pepper them with love?

Do we run around like we have an Eggplant in our pants?

Or hide like it’s a Greenbean?

Today or Tomato, we will win.

We might not Carrot a ton, but we have a heart of gold.

If all else fails, and we go hungry from loss, we can search the land for disgusting Fiddleheads.

##Onion bases belong to us.

Parsnip your little Potato off.

Parsnip is no more


Tigernut on your face because we can’t stand the meat.

Dubai Tiger Jizz- Is that the Jizzzzt of this conversation? Real Punny! I bet your balls were bouncing off the walls with that one!
I artichoke you! Don’t be salty! It’s hard not being a vegetable about these things.
So Water wanna do is set the clock straight so everyone Nose what time it is.
Ya Smell Me!!!