In what level of hell will you go?

Do the test!

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

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I`ll be going to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan’s wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

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I was doing so great and then this question came up, and I knew I was done for:

Do you look at pornography? Yes/ No

:man_shrugging:

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I didn’t do too bad @Ordos234

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

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Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

Y ou approach Satan’s wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

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Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

Y ou approach Satan’s wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Is that good or bad? Is a higher level of hell better or worse? LOL

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The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to… the Second Level of Hell!

Second Level of Hell
You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

:smiley:

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u r all a bunch of kitty cats lol

Eighth Level of Hell - The Malebolge

M any and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

Nice and hot!

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Lol, I don’t even want to say where I wound up.
:smiling_imp:

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That bad or that good? :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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level 9 is the lowest level, where you would be chilling with Satan. There`s where Darrk probably would be.

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@Ordos234 and @Picklearmy you guys can hang out together!!!

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As long as I have appreciated the self-reflective insight into Dante’s pre-renaissance take on what bullshit that was likely enforced as law from 325 AD to 1312 AD, I think I was always far more concerned with how this poem’s fantasy cosmology still is used to terrify adults and children into worshiping a laughably immature but all knowing invisible man in the sky who willfully created the meanie goat-man that lives in the molten nickle core of this cooling planet.

I always found Dungeon’s and Dragons cosmology of the Underworld far more detailed, interesting, and complete.
At least in DnD, I can grab some dice and go fight it.

Sadly in the real world we have the “men of light” fuck children, promote illiteracy, force the poor to fight their wars, and add twisted garbage (sorry Dante :frowning: ) like this to their woodshed of horrors to stay in power and promote willful ignorance.

@Hala
I have given a passionate decent read of every religion I have ever heard of.
I do hold to a romantic notion a benign higher power.
But for me buddy - on this b.s. - it’s turtles all the way down.
:smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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Turtles all the way down:
Stephen Hawking incorporates the saying into the beginning of his 1988 book A Brief History of Time :[14]

A well-known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the center of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy. At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: “What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.” The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, “What is the tortoise standing on?” “You’re very clever, young man, very clever,” said the old lady. “But it’s turtles all the way down!”

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Best thing I have read all day.

I’m not saying I believe in any of this, I think nobody here has said anything of the likes.
That doesn’t mean I don’t fill it, I think it’s a funny game.

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@Hala
Lol! I am glad you enjoyed the turtle quote champ! =)

I stand by the notion that the Divine Comedy is a horrific tool that is used to shape people today.
Satistically 66% of people who read my take on Dante (and it’s impact on today) all will be furious at me for pointing out the obvious truth.

Then they will tell themselves that they are “right”!
And go suckle at the teet of the delusion (because they are “right!”), and feed it to their children.
=(

“We shall require a substantially new manner of thinking if mankind is to survive.”
-Albert Einstein

Nobody here is reading that. It’s a bullshit game dug up from the internet by Ordos, which could have been called “How big buddies are you with the Devil”, but instead has some reference to Dante’s Inferno.
You’re taking this way to serious, and frankly, are kind of drowning this funny Hell-game with overserious posting about religion :stuck_out_tongue:. If you want a more serious discussion on religion, feel free to start a new topic in #general

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@Hala
Oh dear god no - I would never want to discuss religion into the abyss that is the Internets.
People take this shit crazy serious.
Not sure who Ordos is yet.
Seems a little witty to be OrisDorch. :+1:

I just wanted to tossa bit of History into the topic (I do that from time to time).
And let’s be honest…
I was hurt that I am actually going to hell - so I thought I would cover it with other people’s fine words, and fling some poo at the system I am damned in.

I was on the 8th floor.
I wanted to re-do the test just to see what the 9th floor said.

I was just to scared.
:hot_face:

I posted the same game on the old forum 10 years ago:

https://imperialconflict.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=47314

Was digging through some old posts when I found it and I was wondering if I was on the right path in life…
apparently i`m not since I went down from level 4 to level 6 :frowning:

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Some might call that progress, 10 more years we can do brunch!

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