IC Mafia: Capricorn Round 1: Moderators vs. IC Players

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Mizzle has joined #shavedbutt

Mizzle: Hey
Primo: Hi
Lizzy: Evening
Mizzle: Welcome Primo
Primo: Thank you
Mizzle: Good timing to bring in new mods
Mizzle: I got news guys
Mizzle: My dog died
Mizzle: He was running outside and got hit by a car
Mizzle: I’m really sad…don’t think I can mod anymore
Lizzy: Oh no
KT: Sorry Mizzle
KT: That dog sure has bad luck huh?
Mizzle: What do you mean?
KT: Well didn’t your dog get hit by a car last year?
Mizzle: Oh that was a different dog
KT: Oh wow
KT: What kind of dog do you have now?
Mizzle: Cockerspaniel
KT: Yeah that was a cockerspaniel last year too
Mizzle: Oh…
Lizzy: Yeah I think I remember that too
Zarf: Yeah I just checked my calendar
Zarf: I made a note about it
Zarf: Because I was thinking about starting a go fund me to put up “Dog Crossing” signs in your neighborhood
Mizzle: Yeah…

Mizzle has left the channel

Hydro (Mizzle) has quit the mod team

Missy (noob) (hospital) has been removed from the game. Feel better Missy! :heart:

It is now NIGHT phase. Everyone with a night ability must send in their request by 9am est

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There are certain things that every IC player knows and understands about the game. Getting things done at the turn of the hour is vital. The more you explore, the more you need to build farms to feed the people. And most importantly…Moderators suck at IC.

Master Mike was always aware of the fact that he didn’t know how to play the game he co-created. Still, he didn’t think that so many people would become so great at it.

He had been failing in his attempts so far, but little by little he managed to get “OK” at the game by a developer’s standards. He managed to explore into a system full of banker planets. With no Stefan around, there was no one to check him. In fact…one could say that he was a god of sorts…

He wasn’t leaving it to chance. He logged into the server and added 300k droids, 100k fighters, 20k transports and 10k bombers to his fleet. Within minutes he was attacking and clearing systems. Planet after planet was his for the taking. It was an uncanny level of success for him. He noticed a mail icon at the top of his screen.

“You have a new message”

He clicked on it:

“Hey wtf? I noticed that you were in my systems but you were too small for me to clear. How did you get so big so fast? It’s not even the tick yet?”

Signed Cloud of Zoz

“Oh shit, Master Mike thought. I thought he was offline. What should I say?”

He logged into the server again and deleted Zoz.

“There we go. Problem solved.”

Zoz (Cloud) was deleted by Master Mike

Back in #Munchers

WinMe: Can you update the infil reports on 58 in the family forum?
Ordos: Yep
WinMe: Cool
WinMe: You know how to use the forums right?
Ordos: I think I know my way around the forums :joy:
WinME: Alright I want to get an idea of what their bank looks like
Einstein: If I can convince the mods to look at my proposal for a new investigation op
Einstein: IC will never be the same
Einstein: In fact, I’m pretty sure I can get this game to be the most popular game of all time
Einstein: You know I came up with the idea for the PC but I didn’t have the funding to get the project off the ground right?
Tia: Ooooh, tell me more
WinME: Yeah anyway…
Ordos: Oh shit, I might need to build some more ground
WinME: Why what’s up?
Ordos: Lizzy just tried to attack me
Ordos: “We have successfully defended planet 7 at system 11:123 which was attacked by unknown of Lizzy. In the battle, 38 lasers, 1703 Fighters, 1230 soldiers and 6719 droids were lost.”
WinME: Looks like a test fleet.
WinME: Did you lose any planets?
Ordos: Nah. Lizzy’s a noob
Einstein: Speaking of which, I have a blueprint for a new version of IC if anyone’s interested
Tia: I am
WinMe: …

It is now Day Phase. Living players have until 23:00 GMT /7pm EST to make their selections

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Satisfied with the results of his first successful attack, Master Mike was preparing to log off. That’s when he noticed another message on his HQ screen.

“You have a new message”
He clicked on it.

“F*** you big f***ing s*** eating asshole noob! I was going to clear that system. Now I clear you hahahahahahaaaahaha”

signed Big Fkn Gary of Anubis

Master Mike was about to respond when noticed that he was being raided. He had lost 20 planets in less than 30 seconds.

“You have a New Message”

“Eat a fatt d*** you f***hat”

signed Big Fkn Gary of Anubis

Master Mike hadn’t had much experience with attacking. He wasn’t sure what to do. Even though he aided himself more fleet, he had lost it all in the attacks from Anubis. He figured he’d do what he’d always done, delete him. He logged into the server again and deleted him.

“That’s that!” Said Master Mike. He was about to log off again when he saw that he had another unread message.

“AHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”

Signed Gary the Great of Big Gary R0x

Mike had lost 75 of his 102 remaining planets since deleting Big Gary’s multi account.

“You have a New Message”

“F*** Youuuuuuu! I will kill your child and feed it to my dog. You suck at life. I don’t care if you delete me. I will hunt you down in real life and beat the s*** out of you f*** you f*** you”

signed Gary the Great of Big Gary R0x

Master Mike had no chance to response or act. His planets were down to one and he had very little fleet to work with. The latter being an easy problem to solve, but he was too frustrated to think. He was also too frustrated to realize that he had been labeled inactive in on the family page as well.

“You have a New Message”

“Im your leadder to fag b****. F*** you! Die you whore! Hahahahahahahahahaha”

Signed Gary of Gary

Fam News

Week 44: Torqez is No More
Week 44: Mark the Mighty sent 100000000 gc to Gary is Anubis

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8 hours Before End of Round War Between Mod Alliance vs. Muncher Alliance…

In Mod Chat, #ShavedButt:

FinalDoom: What time does nap end?
Arby3: 21:00
FinalDoom: Ok so 8 more ticks
Lizzy: How are your defenses?
FinalDoom: I could use more wizzies to protect my pop
Lizzy: "We have sent 5,000,000 octarine to FinalDoom
Lizzy: Build what you need. Send back any leftovers if any

Primo has joined #shavedbutt

Primo: When does the war start?
Lizzy: 8 ticks
Primo: What am I needed to do?
Lizzy: Did you read the plan in the forum?
Primo: No
Lizzy: That would be a good place to start
Zarf: Liz you want me to jump agents now or later?
Lizzy: Don’t call me that
Lizzy: And build them so that they come in at the tick
Zarf: Ok!
Arby3: I hope you guys have enough iron
Arby3: The market is locked
Undeath: I locked it this morning
Lizzy: We’re good
Lizzy: Who’s going to be the main fighter runner for you guys?
Undeath: Evilsheep
Zarf: lol what?
Arby3: He’ll be alright
Lizzy: smh…

5 Hours Later in #Munchers Chat:

Noir: Send me iron
Whitesands: “We have sent 25000000 iron to Noir Calvary”
Noir: Cheers
Big Gary: Don’t f*** it up Noir
Noir: I know how to build fighters
Big Gary: If you f*** this up I’ll run your figs myself
PP: WS send me some endurium please
PP: I need agents
h4e: You need skills
PP: stfu
h4e: you do
h4e: you fail at end of round wars
h4e: we’ll save you though
PP: go to your own family’s chat
h4e: they’re boring
h4e: at least you guys are mildly funny to watch plan
h4e: we probably have 3x your resources
h4e: I would have sent you some but Noir will probably crash his fighters by the 2nd tick
Nolio: It’s true lol

Final War of the Round. Nap cancellation period is over. Fighting commences.

In #Munchers…

Noir: Damnit I hit a DS
Noir: Do we have anymore iron?
Big Gary: You goddamn noob!
Big Gary: Who taught you to play this game?
Big Gary: You suck donkey d*** b****
Big Gary: How the f*** do you lose your fighters already?
Big Gary: Waste of f***ing resources
Big Gary: NOOB

PP has kicked Big Gary from #munchers
Big Gary has joined #munchers

Big Gary: NOOOOOOOOOBBBBSSSSS
h4e: BG play nice
h4e: at least help me clear Lizzy
h4e: I’m out of morale
Big Gary: I already did
Big Gary: She has no fleet and no portals
Nolio: I ran her ground
Nolio: She’s done
Nolio: I’m out of morale
PP: She deleted
Big Gary: Because I pwned her
Big Gary: Gary is the greatest

YouFool (Lizzy) has deleted from the game

Meanwhile in mod channel

Primo: Ok I’m online
Primo: I’m doing stuff
Primo: Who needs what?
Lizzy: Primo send me whatever iron you have now
Lizzy: They jumped higher than I expected and ran my fleet
Lizzy: at least I tricked Noir into crashing his fighters
Primo: “We have sent 1207348 iron to Lizzy”
Zarf: Ok I’m ready to build agents
Lizzy: What do you mean?
Zarf: You said build agents at the tick
Lizzy: I said BY the tick
Zarf: No, I’m a noob, but I understand everything
Zarf: You said at the tick build agents
Lizzy: Why the hell would I want that?
Zarf: That’s what I was wondering
Evilsheep: Is there anyone who can give me an idea of how much fleet hardcore4eva has?
Primo: Not me
Lizzy: You have got to be kidding me
Lizzy: how many agents do you have now?
Zarf: None
Zarf: I destroyed them so that my construction would be higher when I built agents
Lizzy: …
FinalDoom: oh boy

Lizzy has left #shavedbutt

Arby3: Yep I figured that was coming
Arby3: She deleted
Zarf: She was out main attacker
Undeath: welp not anymore
Zarf: So it’s over then
Zarf: No way we can defend ourselves
Primo: I should have gone attacker
Arby3: …
Evilsheep: lol
Final Doom: lol
Zarf: K bye

Zarf has left #shavedbutt

KT: Big Gary is messaging me
KT: “hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha NOOB”
signed Big Fkn Gary of Anubis

GAME OVER

Congratulations to the Munchers

YouFool (Lizzy) Deleted
Melvin (Zarf) Deleted

See Jets for more information about IC Mafia 65

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The dialogue on this one… :ok_hand:

What an adventure!

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No real Pie’s got hurt in this game.

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