IC Mafia 63: Bad Romans

Genesis (plain mob) wasn’t having the best of days. The politics, the murdering, the threat of civil war weighed heavy on his shoulders. Caesar and Pompey were ruthless, dominating men, who were bound to leave their mark on history. They used people like craftsmen used their tools, and used them without regard for comfort or conscience.

Genesis did keep up, a necessity of being part of Caesar’s entourage, but it was never easy. His nerves were frayed, his mind troubled and his sleep was always interrupted by nightmares about the people he had to kill.

He sighed and slumped over the table he was sitting at. It was long past midnight, and he knew soon the morning light would appear in the window. He looked at the document he was working on; the list of people that appeared to be hostile to them.

“Juno, guide me.” he sighed.

He knew the Populares trusted him completely and the people on his list would likely be dead in the coming days. He gulped down another cup of fine Iberian wine, and called to a slave to bring a bowl of olives.

“This slave must be new”, Genesis thought.

His major domus was always rotating the slaves to get them familiar with various tasks in the house in case one died because of the frequent beatings. Gotta beat them for morale purpose! But he’d not seen this one before. Looked beefy. Didn’t matter, got the olives fast enough.

He didn’t know the slave was a Spartacus infiltrant, with knowledge of the coming and going in the household.

Thoughtlessly he nibbled on them and spat out the pits. They tasted a bit off. Not like the usual fare the major domus got from Lucius. Like they were flavoured. Or… A thought struck him!

Poison! These were surely poisoned! He started coughing and choking.

“Help… me…I’ve been posioned ” he rasped to the slave. “Get a… feather!”

The slave nodded and ran off immediately, and returned a minute later with a very large chicken feather. It looked a bit moist at the tip, but who cared.

Genesis pointed at his open mouth. “Put it in! Help me vomit it out!”

The slave obeyed, and pushed the tip feather into Genesis’s throat, and moved it about. It burned. But it worked, as the wine and chewed up mass of olives gulped out onto the marble floor.

“All… right. Ugh."

He spat once more.

"Now…get me a doctor, I want to make sure I’m alright!”

The slave nodded and ran off again, leaving Genesis alone. The burning in his throat got worse and he felt his breathing constricting. Must have been the vomiting. Breathing got even harder though, and to his horror he felt his windpipe close up completely. He choked and fell on his butt as his legs gave out.

His eyes fell onto the feather, now covered in vomit, and comprehension dawned. It had been a double ploy in case the olives didn’t work. Poisoned tip. He briefly admired the cleverness of it, before he passed out due to lack of air, face blue and eyes bulging.

The Populares would have to make up their own list. Genesis’ part in this story was at an end.

Genesis (plain mob) dies, killed by Spartacus.

The centurion looked incredulously at the two men in front of him.

“A one man… testudo formation? One guy? Testudo? Is that what you’re trying to tell me?”

Yoshi and Mantronix nodded enthusiastically.

“Yes, sir. One man, 5 shields. He will be invincible!”

Schniepel ( a s/Spartacus) didn’t quite feel invincible. Rather the opposite, standing their being weighed down under a wooden contraption with 5 large rectangular scutum shields bolted to it, 4 around him, and one as a roof. He decided to weigh in.

“Excuse me. I know I ‘m just supposed to just die in the next minutes, but I’d like to contribute anyway. Here’s my report on my experience so far: I can’t see shit, and I can barely walk!”

The centurion nodded and pointed at Schniepel.

“He’s right, you asses, and what weapon are you going to give him? He’s totally hemmed in by the scuta. He can’t thrust a pilum, can’t swing a gladius. It’s basically a little house. For one man. What good is this on a battlefield?”

Mantronix glowered.

“Well, we don’t have all the answers, sir. That’s where the smart boys, the big brains come in. We just provide the tools. Use them or not.“

The centurion shrugged.

“Right, then. I honestly can’t see where this story is going, but I guess I’ll just watch it unfold.”

The engineers assisted Schniepel to the camp’s practice field and commandeered some tirones.

“Hack away at him! Don’t hold back and see what you can do against this one man fortress! Meanwhile, we’ll go and find Tremensdelirius (Genesis), since he should be the one finishing this dirty work.

The tirones went to work, but tired after about 20 minutes of pointless hacking at the shields. They went for a break and a drink. The engineers had wandered elsewhere with the centurion, looking for Tremensdelirius. Schniepel saw an opportunity, and took it.

He stumbled off in the direction of the city, not daring to hope. After 5 more minutes of the slowest getaway ever and not being followed, he started thinking he might actually make it. Maybe if he could find someone that would free him from this idiotic testudo contraption he was tied into…

He made it. He found some wandering rebel slaves who quickly released him, and he rejoined the rebel army.

Schiepel ( a s/Spartacus) was selected for killing by mob, but the last mob died earlier that night.

It is now DAY PHASE (8) .
Spartaci count: 3

Rome was burning.

Again.

350 years earlier the Gauls had sacked Rome; fact never forgotten by Romans, and reason Caesar’s victories tasted so very sweet to the Romans.

Through the burning streets, today a ragtag band of slaves and gladiators marched purposefully, Swagga, Schniepel and new recruit Missy leading them.

They had defied all odds, stood against the legions and won their freedom.

Slaves no more! They were free to choose their own destiny;Free to build up a life, ply a trade, decide what they want from the day.

It was long coming, and they could not wait for it to begin.

But first, they had one task left.

They finally got to the forum Romanum. In a forgotten corner, they discovered what they were looking for and dragged it to the middle of the forum.

The wretch in the boat coffin did not resemble the proud and fierce gladiator they had followed and who had inspired them, but … he was still alive! An entire week’s worth of festering in his own excrement had not done him good, but the milk and honey, part of the torture, had kept him alive.

Throwing up and retching from the vilest stench they ever scented, they cracked open the boats. Lots and lots of water, vinegar and bandages were fetched.

An hour of careful tending later, they stood aside. They had been able to bring him back from afterlife’s treshold.

The ghost of a man willed himself up. First to his knees. Then, slowly, ever so slowly, he got up completely to a standing position. His eyes were burning, his face marked by suffering. He saw the slaves and gladiators gathered before him, waiting for him, hungry for his words.

And he knew purpose. He would lead them.

He raised up one fist.

"I. AM. SPARTACUS!"

Thanks all, GG, Spartaci win!

Thanks @ Gen who helped me set up and avoided a zoz meltdown.

Next up, Nolio.

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FYI, this was easily the best possible outcome lol

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