IC Legend taking noob attacker applications

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I’m finally ready as the All time Legendary God of IC attackers to offer a once in a lifetime chance to learn from IC god himself the skill of attacking.

Apply here to be drafted for next round.

You will have the honor to learn from the best and work with HydroP and Hellz.

A few requirements

  1. Be active 24/7

  2. Be active 24/7

  3. Be active 24/7

  4. Bow and worship me daily when I enter chat.

  5. Do everything the way I tell you to.

  6. Be willing to talk smack to our enemies (called noob psychology warfare) distraction… I will teach you this also.

  7. Lastly, if you do all this I will allow you into IC heaven and you will get daily pleasure with 69 virgins for eternity.

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And then all the virgins will cry constantly that it hurts !
How bloody useless
Pun intended :wink:

Or they are all male kinda useless too

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I have to agree, WhiteShadow is a god, just like the ‘real’ one, he’s got a full day of rest a week. My fam noticed that and WhiteShadow (and his fam) had to go through rigor mortis for support. :skull_and_crossbones:

In short, we gave WhiteShadow a 3 day weekend and time to focus on the next round! You are welcome WS! :kissing_heart:

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:face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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I will attack for you for $500 USD. paypal: picklearmy@gmail.com

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Self-proclaimed legends are like false gods, worth about two pennies at best, and definitely bound to give you a headache if you listen to their blathering blatherskite for too long.

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That is why I got blocked for IA last round, part of being a star, is getting burned in flames! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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I’m no n00b but no do wanna attack more…so I’m game! I can do the first 3 things but not the others :crazy_face::stuck_out_tongue:

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@WhiteShadow :crazy_face::crazy_face::crazy_face::crazy_face::crazy_face::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

@Terror_of_the_Night exactly the reply ws wanted haha lol hes just messing about. Butttttttt hes pretty sick at what he does!

@Sol_Invictus :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: not nice! :crazy_face:

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@WhiteShadow
I am a bit pricier than @Picklearmy, I will do it for 500$…

But I demand two of the following:
I get to play with @TheBigOne’s moobs. :owl::owl:
@Random in a French maid outfit. :dancing_women:
@I_like_pie dressed up like Smurfette. :man_cartwheeling:

oooor
umm…

Some of that blue stuff you put your combs in? :droplet:
Not because I need it.

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I just like the way it smells. :pig_nose:

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Your with me next round. :rage::face_with_symbols_over_mouth::face_with_symbols_over_mouth:
Stop slutting urself out to every guy who looks ur way @Darrk

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@HellRaizeR
I am not a slut!
“Trick” is the right word.
well
“Hoochie” might work too.
:heart_eyes:

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" bottom bitch " ? @Darrk

:rofl::rofl:

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@HellRaizeR
Only on Valentine’s day sugar bear. :revolving_hearts::gift::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose:

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So 500 bucks divided by 1000 ticks is 50 cents per hour. I got a feeling that is a good deal, sucking for $0,50 per 60 minutes, I doubt you can get these prices in Thailand!
Pickle likes snickle? :open_mouth: =D

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Oh my