voter suppression and
Danced with donkeys.
Then Luke Skywalker
moonwalked the deathstar
while Captain Phasma
moonwalked Princess Leia.
All this moonwalking
made the sun
very jealous and
so it sunwalked
all over itself.
The moon watched
and laughed until
she cried rocks.
Fearing the end,
the Earth hid
in the depths
of its orbit
until it died.
The end.
I was waiting to get around 100 posts, making it a 300-word story. I’ll summarize and post it when I can. Thanks all, as always, this was fun. 
Act 2: Resurgence