Three Word Story V!

grubby little oik

, but princes Leia

, being a bitch,

Didn’t think so.

She opened her

big bitchy mouth

to Darth Vader’s

big fat baloney

but then Wookiees

came out of

retirement to do

unholy things to

the mods of

an undefined website

called Imperial Conflict

nobody had forseen

they could endure

endless beatings with

teddybears, nonetheless the

beatings stopped when