Three Word Story V!

were swimming in

vain. They drowned

in their own

vomit and tears

because they were

desparate to escape

the darkest timeline

. However, the drunk

Lord Commander Xenu

from the planet

Ars, regretted this

timemachine he built

because he only

sent a robozilla

for humanitarian assistance

only to find

Rome in flames.

He commanded robozilla

to fart into

Hala’s general direction