Today was great! But yesterday was the worst day since 476AD, when a time-machine brought Robot Godzilla to Rome, where it took a shit which was really nasty and full of stinkyness, but repelled the Vandals and saving Rome. A new timeline was formed where robozilla’s poop lay. The_unknown enjoyed the aroma and bathed in robozilla`s excrements while the Romans were swimming in vain. They drowned in their own vomit and tears because they were desperate to escape the darkest timeline. However, the drunk Lord Commander Xenu from the planet Ars, regretted this timemachine he built because he only sent a robozilla for humanitarian assistance only to find Rome in flames. He commanded robozilla to fart into Hala’s general direction before running away. Meanwhile, back in alternate history Rome orgies were cancelled To find out the secret of monkey island. The best detective of Monkey island was Mr. Pedobear. He was betrayed by Superfantabulous Dude! However, all the children Had long necks to reach their The superior race cars with V12 engine. Why? I am in love with big fat shunning, sexy Hollanders who eat disgusting Belgian fries, when a mysterious odor from Superfantabulous Dude emanated. It was quite spectacular, but the galactic fleet smelled far worse, like the armpit of ordos234 after slaying thousand Belgians with supergayness and leaving only big cavernous, vast yawning mouths open to delicious chocolate rain that splattered all the onlookers. It has been known that Mrblondes gaping lack of intelligence suggests a rather Belgian background, because he has always hated the Dutch. During the war between snoggits and rare Southeast Asian critters called the Poopzilians, it appeared Plagueis The Wise made a grilled midichlorian to create JarJarStinks, the brother of sith lord Han Yolo. JarJar the jedi master wanted to be a very smelly grubby little oik , but princes Leia, being a bitch, Didn’t think so. She opened her big bitchy mouth to Darth Vader’s big fat baloney but then Wookiees came out of retirement to do unholy things to the mods of an undefined website called Imperial Conflict. Nobody had forseen they could endure endless beatings with teddybears, nonetheless the beatings stopped when the mods took a huge dump on this story. In 1937 the story tragically ended.
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No paragraphs?
no censoring either!
Well spotted!
No, although it’s very obvicious, some writers here are really looking how far they can go until they get (another) forum bann, and some guys clearly have a obsession with buttholes and poop…
Maybe try to make a story more interesting and less focussed on feaces?
If you are referring to me, the opposite is true, I am trying extremely hard not to get a forum ban.
same here!!!
It’s a gritty naturalistic realism; don’t be such a critic!