you stay close
to a refill,
but not before
you downed it
inside a gaping
hole you call
your stomach, but
the wine was
soda in disguise.
That really sucked
because everybody knows
Super Fantabulous Dude
was really a
boozestealing son of
the Lord Almighty
Zarquod? Not God.
Definitely not God.
And prophet, not
being Zarquon, but
Zaphod Beeblebrox, president